Narrator: Long Ago, there was a being. called The Orb
The Orb created Meme Man, Orang, and Aka-chan to Be Saviors of the Universe
But another being called the ink Was Jealous that the orb could create life and the ink only made death. The Ink got some of The orb's anger and created the ice cream savior, the dimensional occlus and the Dangerously Powerful Battle soaps
First. he sent the ICS after Aka-chan. using her transendence, she destroyed the other girl. Then The Occlus was sent after meme man, but the orb converted him to the good side. as a final restort. the battle soaps were sent after orang. First. they used the octahedron of size to try to destroy him. orang was able to push through and almost destroyed them before the orb put them in a million year vault. the orb and ink faced off in an epic battle that killed both the orb and ink. it's been a million years. The ICS will be resurrected in a blast that will also cause a phenomenon where vegetal can fuse. the battle seal will be broken and the battle soaps will wreak havoc. as for the orb heroes now including captured little peepers and the coloure inspectors. they have heard about Seeing vegetals fuse to become giant, hears about sighting of the ics and heard the battle soaps saying "you will not win again". what do they do?
Aka-chan: I think we should try some sort of blocking ability or set up defenses
Yello inspector: We should spend our last days before team ink gets resurrected
Meme Man: None of our powers can stop them. we just have to wait and then fight them
Meanwhile, in a contury where their god is literally the ink
Inkist pirest: Tomorrow, the million-year vault breaks and we will welcome the battle soaps into the earth!
Inkist followers cheer!
Meme Man: Before the attacks though, let's Spend our time having fun before the fighting
Payday – Jason Farnham plays in the background (if this gets animated) while a montage of team orb having fun plays
*After the montage*
Aka-chan; that was fun! too bad the next day we have to battle Soap.
The Next day
Dramatic music plays while meme man wakes up to People screaming while the inkist pirest laughs
Battle Soaps: We're cute
The people run away
Soaps:We'll give you a reason to run! uses the octohedron of size to turn them giant while an explosion fuses all vegetal in every dimension and scene cuts to an ice cream
the ice cream appears insentient, then turns around to show a sentient ice cream that is in fact the ICS
(end of soap crisis ep 1)