Scale of Trustworthiness

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This is a scale featuring all canon characters in the Surreal Memes Universe and documenting how trustworthy they are, on a scale from 0 to 100. Please note that this page is very outdated at the moment and is under construction, and that characters are measured on average trustworthiness throughout all timelines.

Percentage Meanings

(To make the Scale of Trustwothiness more clear.)

• ∞ - Extremely trustworthy, trust will never backfire, even in the most dire of situations.
• 100 - 90 - Very trustworthy, trusting will never backfire.
• 89 - 80 - Trustworthy, trusting is safe nearly every time.
• 79 - 70 - Usually trustworthy, relatively safe to trust.
• 69 - 60 - Not super trustworthy but still probably okay to trust.
• 59 - 50 - Borderline trustworthy. It depends if you can trust.
• 49 - 40 - Not very trustworthy. Trust at your own risk.
• 39 - 30 - Relatively untrustworthy. Better not to trust, unless from a certain dimenshone and/or organization.
• 29 - 20 - Not trustworthy. Trusting is a bad idea.
• 19 - 10 - Quite untrustworthy. Only trust in exceptional circumstances.
• 9 - 1 - Very untrustworthy. trusting will almost certainly backfire. Only trust if you're out of options.
• 0 - Never remotely trustworthy. Never trust in any dimenshone.

Trustworthy (80-100%)

Do not engage fear, you can trust them.

Image	Name	Percentage	Notes
	Meme Man	∞	He is the hero of the surreal memes universe, and is dedicated to saving it. Sometimes scronched dimensions, but either by accident or for good reason. Is willing to sacrifice for the greater good. Best meme head most trustworthy
	Crustacean of Creation	100	The creator of everything in PoseidonHeir's timeline. Always trust. Best god Best crustacean/crab The best animal
	I.R.O.N.I.C	100	Former wiki organization that was dedicated to defeating the violent side of Orang's supporters. Best organization
	Elephoont of the Shapes	100	Protector of the OCTAHEDRON OF TRANSCENDENCE. One of the best animals
	Martin, God of the Universe	100	In the ViruCide timeline, helped kickstart the events of The rebellion and protects the universe from danger. One of the best gods Best Martin
	Hieronymus Bosch	100	In the RandomnessCentral timeline, he painted surreal paintings before reality. When the being known as ORDAR went mad and created reality and the vegetals, Hieronymus created Meme Man, SMYLE, and HANDSUMM to stop him. Hieronymus is currently dead, but he killed ORDAR as well.
	HANDSUMM	100	In the Randomnesscentral timeline, he was created by Hieronymus Bosch as a defence against the vegetals, and was possibly killed by a boom-boom sphere. Totally trustable.
	The Dimensional Oculus	100	One of the heroes who stopped the Omniscronchulon. Best Oracle
	The Cosmagon	100	Created by the Dimensional Oculus to serve as a vehicle for the heroes of the multiverse. May have an AI, as evidenced by it scanning Elephoont of the Shanpes without instructions to do so. Even in the case of it not being sentient, it can be trusted. Best Vehicle/AI
	The Rhoonoceros of Power	100	Protector of The Icosahedron of Capacity. One of the best animals
	Martin the Guardian	100	Protector of the Octahedron of Instability. Best Guardian
	Facts Narrator /[REDACTED]	100	Narrates the Facts in the Facts series. Very knowledgeable, and shares his info with all for free. Best Long Boy variant Best narrator
	GREG KING	98	Fought off the somehwhat-untrustworthy Recycling Bin and saved Orang. Wields the legendary power of the GREG.
	The Council of the Ancients (Real)	97	Enlightened Meme Man at the end of ROTR 2, although they later punished him on suspicion of creating dimensional tears and causing a vegetal uprising. they also banished fusion because they thought he was a mistake, and thus may be slightly corrupt, however, they acknowledged their mistakes in CotC. Best council
	Shibers (as a whole)	95	These doggos serve BEPIS to other beings, but barely ever serve C O N K E. Some of the best animals Best dogs Best salesmen Best species
	Alien	95	Granted Meme Man great knowledge and rëalisZation in the meme RëalisZe. In Coda of the Cosmos, Alien joined Meme Man's side.
	John Mints	95	Featured in Timotainment’s mint facts video. Best food processor Second best Long Boy variant
	Bepis Man	95	Attacks people who wish to scronch his Bepis.
	martin.exe	95	Leader of the Cyber Beings. Helped Meme man defeat Martin the Soultaker in The rebellion. Best program
	Grand Pillar Cl'egius	85	One of the members of the false council of the ancients, is good in PoseidonHeir's timeline. Best pillar
	Nam Emem	85	Helped Meme Man and Orang defeat SpingeGod.
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SUS	SUS	85	Seemed sussy, but was trustworthy enough to receive the dimensional oculus' power when said oculus died.
	Cyber Beings	85	A group of 4 individuals that help Meme Man in The Rebellion under the command of martin.exe. Best minion Best Picardía Face/Emotiguy (Cyber Being #3)
	Lord Bread	80	Member of the Council of the Ancients. Helped Meme Man defeat Orang in PoseidonHeir's timeline. Do not attack him though, for he wields the bread.
	Rainbow Frog	80	Is helping Fusion detect the source of his uneasiness. Best Frog

Generally Trustworthy (50-79%)

You can often trust, but these entities may occasionally betray you. However, it is still relatively safe to trust.

Image	Name	Percentage	Notes
	AaaaaAAaAaAaaaAaAa	75	Good in PoseidonHeir's timeline.
	Ambassador BL uee	75	Good in PoseidonHeir's timeline.
	Martin	75	Helps Meme Man and others defeat Martin the Soultaker in The Rebellion. Best Mortal
	The T E A P O T	75	Seeks to renew the universe after THE FINAL CRISIS. Also the true creation deity in PoseidonHeir's timeline, but is not terribly trustworthy due to abandoning his first creation nearly immediately.
	Steank Waiter	75	Attempts to give Steank with no VEGETAL. Best waiter
	Birdman	75	Resurrected the other meme heads at the end of Meme Lads 3.
	Magenda	70	One of the Coloures. A primary member of CMYK, a secondary member of RGB, and a tertiary member of RYB.
	Meme Man Jr.	70	Often portrayed as Meme Man's brother, son, or friend.
	Orang	60	Was originally a traitor and the main antagonist of surreal memes, but has long since redeemed himself and is an ally of Meme Man in all timelines.
	Mr. Tomto	57	He is a member of the Council of the Ancients and he could be a froont (sometimes instead of a vegetal), but some froonts and a lot of vegetals are evil. His user account is good. Best froont except for maybe AllMightyOrang Best vegetals
[Image not available]	The INDEPENDONT (as a whole)	55	Not fans of Meme Man, but they don’t hate him, and these people will usually only harm Orang, or anyone who threatens them. Trunst is an okay idea. Best Vigilantes 2nd best Pillar (Nate Pillar The Third)
	Froonts (as a whole)	55	Some are known to be good, while some are known to be evil.
	Rde	55	One of the Coloures. A primary member of RGB and RYB and a secondary member of CMYK.
	Fusion	55	Was a failed mistake created by the ancients, tried to live a normal life, but got banished to the void. He got sucked into conflict in Coda of the Cosmos and befriended Meme Man, but was later abandoned by him and turned against him. Although he caused damage, he never intended evil before being abandoned.
	Bowling Balls (as a whole)	50	Might be sentient. They only reside in bowling allies, and can either be or not be trusted, due to doing what they want when close to pins.
	Martin the Memelord	50	Attacks Meme Man when he tries to enter the portal to the Cyber Dimension. This could be purely malicious, or just an impulse response because he is the guardian of that dimension.
	Recycling Bin	50	Guardian of one of the ovals of infinity. Will destroy you unless you only recycle. Trustworthy if you only recycle.

Generally Untrustworthy (30-49%)

There are times when you can trust them, but trusting is generally advised against.

Image	Name	Percentage	Notes
	Blue Raspburres	49	Usually a fruit and flavor which is on the steak. It is advised to not utter the word RARE, lest you intend on summoning É.
	Slunker	45	Used rent money for anime figurines, kill all other meme lads in death realm, and gives satellite dishes to people even if they don't need them, but can be trustworthy sometimes. He is the third worst meme head, behind Zuck and É.
	Prof. Warm Casper	40	He is an enemy of Dr. Cool Jasper, but he is not good by any means.
	John Lemon	40	Antagonist in Capprio's timeline, but proven to be good in KASE's timeline.
	Picardía Faces (as a whole)	40	Trustworthiness depends on the specific Picardía Face. Usually untrustworthy, however, and notable exceptions are listed above.
	Pencil Man	40	Probably one of Eraser Man's biggest rivals, however.
	The F I S H e S	35	Usually kill beings who disturb them. Worst fish
	Dr. COOL Jasper	30	A destructive being, bent on freezing mostly everyone and generally causing chaos.
	Azul Picardía	30	He tried to chase Meme Man and Orang, but he banished Chr. KIRK Leonard and his rating was increased.

Very Untrustworthy (0-29%)

Do not trust in any circumstances.

Image	Name	Percentage	Notes
	GRIMM RAPPER	25	GRIMM RAPPER: while not particularly evil, she does teleport beings at random to her domain and sentence them to yamnation if she achieves a rap fatality before them in a rap battle.
	Zucc	20	A floating head in Meme Lads. He is known for stalking and sabotaging the plans of the lads. So far, he is probably considered the worst meme head ever, only behind SMYLE. Usually the worst meme head
	Normie Memes	~15	Evil, destructive, and unfunny memes that wish to corrupt other memes. Worst organization Worst memes
	Time-Mite	15	Mostly almost always steals your time. Worst Insect/micro-organism
	The Scribes	10	A particularly malicious group of Pencil Men that harnessed the power of The Omniscronchulon. Do not trust unless you intend to construcc a prison for evil. Worst Pencilmen
	S͍̰͍̩̈̉͠H̢̢͉̫̲̤̯̭͐̍͆͛ͦ̓̋̉̔̄͝E̲̳̣̥̓̕͝҉͆	10	An evil destructive human who will destroy you and steal your blue, do not trust her. Worst female character One of the worst demons
	SpingeGod	10	Tried to take over and warp all dimensions before getting killed by Nam Emem. Worst god
	Vegetals (as a whole)	5	Vegetals: Destructive, evil, and dark beings, almost never trustworthy. Worst consumables Worst vegetals Worst foond
	Pillars (as a whole)	5	Not including some like Grand Pillar Cl'egius, the only good Pillar Worst species
	Da Baby Convertibles	4.6	In the Randomness Central timeline, they are the evil troops of Appal.
	VECTORED	3.9	In the RandomnessCentral timeline, he is an evil being working with Vegetal who freed SMYLE from the void he was imprisoned in, eventually setting off to find the ovals of infinity.
	nitraM	1	Martin's worst enemy and servant to Martin the Soultaker. Incredibly deceptive, perhaps more than Orang.
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	The Pillar Lord	~0.5	Leader of the entire Pillar organization, the creator of Conke, and mass scroncher. Can only be trusted in the worst scenarios there are, as evidenced by him at least attempting to scronch the Omniscronchulon. Worst pillar
	Martin, Soultaker of the Universe	0	One of the Martins. Archenemy and Brother of Martin, God of the Universe. Attempts to overthrow him, but is stopped by Meme Man and co. in The Rebellion. Worst demon Worst Martin
	The E Y E	0	Starts the final crisis inverting all, truly warm and bad. Worst oracle Worst Non-Canon character
	Omniscronchulon	0	Attempted to destroy all dimensions at least twice. He is considered the worst Picardía Face ever. Worst Picardía Face Former Worst Surreal Memes Character Worst Ancient Almost the least trustworthy being there is
	Fusion (While fused with The Omniscronchulon) SMYLE ORDAR	0 (but still lower than the above) 0 0	Fusion: After a brief bout of insanity, the once-reasonable Fusion then... well, fused with the Omniscronchulon. Due to his fusion with the Omniscronchulon (after his rage), he manages to be less trustworthy than the previous worst. Never trust, under any circumstance. Worst Meme Head Least trustable being in the universe SMYLE: in the randomness central timeline, after the death of HANDSUMM, SMYLE betrayed Hieronymus Bosch and Meme Man, giving ORDAR the weakness of Hieronymus. Meme Man locked him away in a void, but SMYLE was later freed by VECTORED, working under Vegetal's orders. The three of them headed off to find the ovals of infinity. NEVER EVER TRUST SMYLE. His time in the void has twisted him, beyond the evil that already existed. ORDAR: ORDAR is the god of all that is evil in the RandomnessCentral timeline. he created the vegetals. and destroyed Hieronymus Bosch. He is now dead, but he could be resurrected. NEVER TRUST ORDAR. HE IS INSANE AND WILL ALWAYS BETRAY YOU. HE HATES ANYTHING SURREAL.

Unknown

It is not yet sure if they are trustworthy, we haven't seen these for enough time to estimate.

Image	Name	Notes
	Irony Child SITT	Irony Child: About as trustworthy as Meme Man Jr. and Birdman. SITT: not much is known as SITT, other than it being a floating chair that relieves the pain of floating through space. While it seems trustworthy, it might not be.
	Lemmn	Is sometimes actually Orang. But you can trust the real Lemmn.
	Lyme
	Strawbb
	The Watermark	the watermark probably has a high trustworthiness since it did protect meme man in ROTR2
	Друг	Probably high trustworthiness since he brings you groceries and tucks you in for sleep.
	Meme Man Clones	While they attack Meme Man, they also save him from rogue Orangs. Trustworthiness unknown.

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The current scale of trustworthiness