Dr. COOL Jasper is a minor antagonist in the Surreal Memes universe. A being of mostly pure chaos and destruction, he runs amok freezing any who dare utter the forbidden phrase: "ICE". After that, he will wake up, saying: "DID SOME CARBON-BASED LIFEFORM JUST SAY: I C E?"

Appearance Edit

Features Edit

Like all Picardía faces, Dr. COOL Jasper is a floating head with two hands and sunglasses placed over his eyes.

Height Edit

COOL Jasper is much larger than Meme Man and Orang, as seen in Riddle of the Rocks

Biography Edit


He had first appeared in "What TyPe of BEPOS are You" in which after Meme Man lamented the lack of ice cuboids in his DRINCC, he was promptly attacked and frozen by Jasper, who proceeded to beg for Retweets. Since then, he has become a rare and mysterious figure, but it's clear that he causes fear in the population of the Surreal Memes universes. He appeared very briefly in "Quest for the Octahedron," in which he freezes Meme Man and Orang as they attempt to escape other Picardía faces.


According to a meme from the future, he had since left the realm trillions of years ago, but left such a lasting effect that the populace of it still avoid uttering the word "ICE" lest they incur his wrath yet again. He has also appeared in another one called "I c e D D R A N K" in which meme man is offering Orang a glass of ice but then he appears. Also appearing in another one with a name to long so here's the link.


Dr. COOL Jasper has little known about him, but it is clear he means trouble. He has a powerful ability that allows him to come to their position and freeze anyone who utters the forbidden word "ICE" without any regard to physical or dimensional distance in between him and the speaker. It's not clear what significance this word has to him to cause this behavior, but many are strongly encouraged to avoid usage of it.


  • He has a tendancy to beg for Retweets in exchange for free Ipods and access to THE OCTAHEDRON. These are likely false promises and are to be ignored at all costs. It is suspected that his power is fueled by retweets.

Appears in Edit

  • Icced by Bagel Boy
  • Shower by Timotainment (barely visible)

Trivia Edit

  • Dr. Cool Jasper is in fact a blue version of Picardía, which is/was a meme used to mock ideologies, countries, and other nations
  • In BagelBoy's adaptation of the meme, the theme of Dr. COOL Jasper is the Silver Surfer NES title screen theme.

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Meme Man | Meme Man Jr. | Green De La Bean | Orang | Slunker | Sheldon
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Steank Waiter | Birdman | John Lemon | Fusion | Dr. COOL Jasper | Bepis Man | Pillars | Elephoont Of The Shapes | The Pillar Lord | Isosceles | Quadrotix | Paradoxus | Dr. DARK Francis | Elevator Pillar | Alien | Nam Emem | Grand Pillar Cl'egius | Lord Bread | AaaaaAAaAaAaaaAaAa | Ambassador BL uee | T̶̨͙̞́̓̆̈́͘̕̚ͅH̸̞̱́Ḛ̴̡̛̙̩̀̒̌_̶̺͇̻͚̼̥̋͌͘C̶͖̓͊͠Ȗ̸̢͕͕̭̪́͜B̸̳͇̏͑͆̾͛͝Ȩ̷̭̬̀͗͒͂́͆͘ | Emoti Guy | Azul Picardía | Prof. WARM Casper | Sun Face | The Dimensional Oculus | The Omniscronchulon | Kanye | Baldi | Cringe Boy | BSoda Man | Rde | Lemon Man | Spoopy Orang | Flamingoo | The Rhoonoceros of Power

           Coolguys (Picardía Faces)

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