Octahedron of Transcendence

The OCTAHEDRON OF TRANSCENDENCE (also just called THE OCTAHEDRON) is the leading MacGuffin of surreal memes. It's an extremely powerful artifact that can allow most beings to TRANSCEND, among other things.

Description
THE OCTAHEDRON is a large multicolored Octahedron. Under most circumstances, it is simply a mixture of dull greens, purples, and oranges. However, when it becomes activated, it glows a bright yellow. Its power can also only be used when it is active.

Location
THE OCTAHEDRON was originally located in the ΠБe145.21th_dimension, sitting on an altar while being closely guarded by the Elephoont of Shapes.

After Orang's great betrayal, THE OCTAHEDRON was taken out of the hands of its protector, allowing all manner of villainous types to try and get their hands on it. (such as The Pillars and Orang himself). It changes hands and locations rapidly, but is currently under safekeeping in Timotainment's basement.

Abilities
Any carbon-based lifeform who obtains THE OCTAHEDRON in its active state will gain the following powers
 * Transcendence (Can also be gained from the Elephoont of Shapes)
 * The ability to control the shapes (Orang sought this power to unleash VEGETAL upon the universe)
 * The ability to anihilate the entire universe (The Pillars seek the Octahedron for this purpose)