User blog comment:Harma22/Birbs vs Catts/@comment-36550222-20190604193208/@comment-32731973-20190605182850

First of all, imo catt should be the real surreal word for cat because it was already taken by Cate: The Archenemy of Doge (idk if I said that right).

Second of all, just like Poseidon said, there are some stronk birbs ot there. Currently the most dangerous birb out there is the cassowary. It has ultra stronk L E G S, big claws, and can kill a human pretty quickly. (recently it killed florida man) They have a chance against the catts. Also, there was an ancient birb called The Terror Birb. It was a top predator of it's times until others came in, they went extinct because of some snow. However they both could not fly. But the stronkest birb of the mythology was the almighy birb of flames: The Phoenix. They burn. And it can fly.

The catts tho have  also powerful bois. Like the sabertooth bois, possibly the most powerful big catts ever existed, killing the biggest of the biggest prey. Modern catts have the biggest meme power, Keyboard catt and Grumpy cat for example. They can shoot lasers from thier eyes and transcent time and space. Garfielf can use lasagna as an power source I guess, and get strong.