User blog:Wiccy/Interusieng

I come form a planet of 3 dimensioneal carbon based liffe forms called humans, but i have S T U D D E D surrealism and i can talk in surreal speak but our planet speaks BLAND REALITY LANGUAGE. here, orangs are called oranges and can be eaten (haha revonge), bepis is called pepsi and it is cool and good and conk is called coke and its lukewarm and bearable (worse than pepsi and bepis but better than conke