Cool Kid Points

Cool Kid Points, (also known as CKP’s) is a currency in the surreal memes multiverse, which are represented by those known as the cool kids. This currency was created by.

How to obtain CKP
-Always procrastinate and never do your work

-Summon dangerous beings capable of swallowing entire galaxies

-Just be a cool kid in general

-Stop online dating

-Play Minecraft

-Storm Epic Games constantly

-Do not watch “How to be a furry” videos (those are cringe asf)

-Do not be a furry (except GarfielfStuff)

-Find cool kid points on the ground

-Chug bleach for literally no reason

-Dance

-Do not cry when Marley from Marley and Me dies

-Make it through the entire Marley and Me movies and then start crying

-Grab an AR-15 and locate a furry convention

-Become A N G E R Y.

-Get rewarded with Enlightenment.

-Win at Kahoot

-Say shit about Meatball man

-10 edits = 1 CKP

-5 discussion posts = 1 CKP

exchanges
Tba

Top Owners
0. HudsonKingOfDarkness, 1,000,000,000,000 CKP (Has an obsession with minecraft and often spends hours     of time on the game)
 * 1) Quadrotix, 470.8 CKP (dr loboto 11 bought the r statue of him for 100 chr.eggpicoseconds)
 * 2) Erdo the Surrealist, 256 CKP (Meatball man looks like a retard, seriously, look closely. and yes Presence of Meatball Man is illegal on UROO premises)
 * 3) PoseidonHeir, 150 CKP (Helped contribute to the idea of CKP)
 * 4) King Zahi, 147 CKP (based on the edits = CKP system)
 * 5) GarfielfStuff, 125 CKP (Helped contribute to the idea of CKP)
 * 6) Dr. Loboto 11, 121.3 CKP (Owner of Sneez Jooce stand)
 * 7) meme man r jr jr jr jr jr, 121 CKP (fought the bear and won)
 * 8) AllMightyOrang, 118 CKP (has a very unhealthy obsession with bleach and Minecraft)
 * 9) Battlestation, 110 CKP (was the richest before spending 60 CKP on Sneez Jooce)
 * 10) DR. Dark Francis, 105 CKP

Less-Wealthy Owners

 * 1) S A N T A C L A W S, 100 CKP (Previously lost all his CKP for thinking that the wiki was dead)
 * 2) ExcessiveDisappointment, 95 CKP (Current wiki owner gets as much as the inventor chooses)
 * 3) MultidimensionalPen, 90 CKP
 * 4) Ir2x, 75.2 CKP
 * 5) infinity stonklet, 70 CKP (gave quadrotix 50 satellite dihses for 25 CKP)
 * 6) Harma22, 60 CKP
 * 7) Andershock, 50 CKP (Alternative of Battlestation)
 * 8) WinnerOfCookiesAndSurrealism, 50 CKP (gave quadrotix 30 CKP for a Dino boi)
 * 9) GammaRaul, 42 CKP (Has not been able to earn anymore since his extreme inactivity)
 * 10) The trees ar speaking, 40 CKP
 * 11) Rushwjr13, 30 CKP
 * 12) BlooDiamoaned, 20 CKP
 * 13) Blood Lust420, 15 CKP
 * 14) Chicko Natsuko, 5 CKP
 * 15) JoeJoeTheAnimator, 1 CKP (Only for when he “helped” us against the past vandals)
 * 16) MrStealYoMeme, 1 CKP (Cried at Marley’s death but not too much)

Undetermined Amount Owners (Add their amounts if you wanna)

 * Germnoobking
 * Ank57
 * Bigfootsandwich
 * 0rangist1111111111111111111111111111111111111
 * Timotainment, 65 CKP (Remains in the Undetermined)
 * TheGreaterA
 * Ultraman
 * King Yamos IV
 * Albert Aretz (cool yotuebr)
 * Lymnddds (Capable of creating more entities with CKP)
 * Surreal research moderator (Puts research into surrealism, thus extending the wiki)
 * 999999ssds
 * Jungleworms (A user who has not edited yet, but is being considered for CKP)
 * OatBean
 * Longtime4321 (Yams took over his account and he needs CKP to get everything fixed)
 * Adamadon13
 * ParkerJam (Battlestation’s little brother)
 * CureHoneyYukoOmori (Unknown if capable since she keeps posting anime)
 * CataclysmStriker248
 * Godzilla (Won against King Kong, so he deserves SOME recognition)
 * ScareTheater (Hey, a YouTuber deserves the most out of everyone!)
 * ScaryTerry
 * Lord Aspect
 * ApertureEmployee427
 * Oat Bay
 * Mr. Chardy
 * SlimySwampGhost (cool art boi)

People With No CKP

 * Vandalize Chester (including her alternatives)
 * ParanormalVandal
 * Virus222
 * AllMightyRde
 * Capprio
 * PhantomBoy234
 * CheeseDestructorV2 (including their alternatives)
 * KylerC123
 * Qqqqqqhhhhhmmmme
 * ORANGISGOD
 * ChaoxMan404
 * Cletus Philip Man Dude Philip Bruh
 * Orang4Life
 * Deadline666
 * CKSWAT10
 * S E R I O U S L Y A N G R Y
 * Magolor Soul666
 * TheObjectShowRandomnessOfficial
 * Surreal 404
 * RONALDTHEGOD14
 * Richerpet
 * DeLoominarty (including their alternatives)
 * Omnipotent gangster
 * Orangist260
 * TheGreatEpicFace
 * King Kong
 * CUSCROTOBLOVISCULAR EYE
 * Squiddy Pepe (including their alternatives)