Thread:Battlestation/@comment-29360781-20191024220112

As someone who hopes to one day be a microbiologist (and also likes surreal memes), I have compiled a list of diseases known to man and my hypothesis for how these diseases came to be, and how to cure them.

Number one, the recent outbreak of the so called "mysterious disease". Currently, we have no idea where it comes from, but it believe it can be contracted from the orange gases that the victim emits or from coughing. However, it appears that you can only contract the disease when the orange gas is ingested. We can assume this disease is caused by an unknown virus, primarily because of the rate in which the disease spreads. Also, viruses have been shown to cause the victim to emit gases. I suggest we call this disease the "Orang Farts Disease".

Next, the Nuts Disease. Perhaps one of the most deadly diseases of all, it's symptoms are scray and deadly. They are as follows: If not treated or taken care of, the Nuts Disease can cause incredible discomfort, pain, and even death from organ failure. There is no known way to cure it, but we do know that it is related to "Scroncho," a disease of similar origin. Scroncho can be cured, specifically through use of Chonchos. An Octahedron is a natural vaccine against Scroncho, so it might also be affective against Nuts Disease.
 * Pelvis and groin start aching repeatedly.
 * Common migraines.
 * Stomachaches and constipation.
 * Joint and muscle pain.
 * Itchiness and big red raspy bumps.
 * Fevers and bleeding.
 * Rapid heartbeat and tenderness.
 * Clammy skin.

The next disease is known as "Citrus Syndrome," and is perhaps the most undocumented sickness known as of know. It is supposed to be similar to Nuts Disease, and because Nuts Disease shares some similarities to allergic reactions to nuts, Citrus Syndrom side effects may be similar to allergic reactions in citruses.

Another well known and common disease is Scrombling, specifically the condition in which an entity is in when scrombled. It is almost the real life version of the flu, it can be tolerable but also deadly. Deadly symptoms include satelites crashing into your home and killing you, while less serious symptoms include a panicy and depressing state of mind. Either way, treatment is difficult, and a the cure, despite its existance, is very hard to find (the juice of the Sacred Watermelon). 