Short Boy

A Short Boy is a green cylinder referring to a limited amount of Surreal memes. A Short Boy is also the result of a Long Boy after you have frolicked in the Ooze for a long tiem. If you stay out of the ooze for a while, your short boy may be longed back to normal.

They do not have jobs nor a stable economy.

Since they are dingledorfs, they also cannot reside in anything. So Irony Child is out of the question.

Overall, they succ. Nuff said.