DRONK

The DRONK is a 09̟̐̀̕͝0̘͖̘͎͉̮̰͆̃͒͗̒ͧ̅9̵̺̙̤̺̤2̣̩̓ͦ0͙̰̞̯͍̼͇̺̩̹̱̣̤͚̰̍ͦ̏͐̌͐ͪ́̉ͨͦ̽͆̑̚9̑ͧ͏̵̨02̙̦̬̳̼̜͖̳ͤ̃͂̋͗̓͑̑͑͘͘ͅ9͕̼̣̱͍̖̘͈3̴̿̂̃̔ͩ̌̄ͩ̈́ͭͪͩ̐͐̚͡͝2̎0̈̏͆2̛̦̭̂̋̈́͟ͅ9̜̮͓̻̰̙́̕͞ͅͅͅ0̹̖̠̍̄̎3͘͜҉2҉͕͙̪͇͕̣̭̹́͝9̸̦͘̕3̻̗͇͔̀̄ͧ̊͘2̣̜̳͓̼͇0̥̩̰͔̳̪͓̥͇̣̜̏͊̔̾̇̈͋́̄ͨ̐39-th dimensional object with powers such as

Sooch-making:

Spawning the ANTIFURR:

Watering Baguettes, FOREVER:

A Picture of the DRONK:

It is not to be confused with the DRENK, which will spawn the FURR