Cool Kid Points

Cool Kid Points, (also known as CKP’s) is a currency in the surreal memes multiverse, which are represented by those known as the cool kids. This currency was created by.

How to obtain CKP
-Always procrastinate and never do your work

-Summon dangerous beings capable of swallowing entire galaxies=>25 CKP per being summoned

-Just be a cool kid in general

-Stop online dating

-Play Minecraft=>2 CKP per week

-Storm Epic Games constantly

-Do not watch “How to be a furry” videos (those are cringe asf)

-Do not be a furry (except GarfielfStuff)

-Find cool kid points on the ground

-Chug bleach for literally no reason=>5 CKP per liter

-Dance

-Do not cry when Marley from Marley and Me dies

-Make it through the entire Marley and Me movies and then start crying

-Grab an AR-15 and locate a furry convention=>5 furries scronched= 1 CKP

-Become A N G E R Y =>4 CKP each time

-Get rewarded with Enligh1tenment. =>7 CKP each time

-Win at Kahoot=>10 CKP per win

(win by guessing, 2x bonus!)

-Say shit about Meatball man

-Say shit about Dr. Stareoydz

-10 edits =>1 CKP

-5 discussion posts =>1 CKP

-Killing a kaiju =>100 CKP

-Playing Pokèmon or games related to it =>44 CKP per hour

Top Owners

 * 1) HudsonKingOfDarkness, 15,000,000,000 CKP (Exterminated Beryudora, the monster made of 500+ other kaiju)
 * 2) Erdo the Surrealist, 5,000,000,000 (invented the banhammer to get rid of unwanted people)
 * 3) Battlestation, 250 CKP (contributed alot)
 * 4) PoseidonHeir, 150 CKP
 * 5) King Zahi/EraserPerson, 147 CKP (based on the edits = CKP system)
 * 6) GarfielfStuff, 125 CKP (Helped contribute to the idea of CKP)
 * 7) meme man r jr jr jr jr jr, 121 CKP (fought the bear and won)
 * 8) AllMightyOrang, 118 CKP (has a very unhealthy obsession with bleach and Minecraft
 * 9) Godzilla, 117 CKP (slain King Kong)

Less-Wealthy Owners

 * 1) DR. Dark Francis, 105 CKP
 * 2) S A N T A C L A W S, 100 CKP (Previously lost all his CKP for thinking that the wiki was dead)
 * 3) ExcessiveDisappointment, 95 CKP (Current wiki owner gets as much as the inventor chooses)
 * 4) Dr. Loboto 11, 91.3 CKP (Owner of Sneez Jooce stand)
 * 5) MultidimensionalPen, 90 CKP
 * 6) Germnoobking, 90 CKP (based on the edits=CKP system)
 * 7) Ir2x, 75.2 CKP
 * 8) infinity stonklet, 70 CKP (gave quadrotix 50 satellite dihses for 25 CKP)
 * 9) Harma22, 60 CKP
 * 10) Andershock, 50 CKP (Alternative of Battlestation)
 * 11) WinnerOfCookiesAndSurrealism, 45CKP (gave quadrotix 5 CKP for 50 grams of dimension dust)
 * 12) TheGreaterA, 47 CKP (creates surreal memes and contributes to the wiki)
 * 13) GammaRaul, 42 CKP (Has not been able to earn anymore since his extreme inactivity)
 * 14) The trees ar speaking, 40 CKP
 * 15) Rushwjr13, 30 CKP
 * 16) BlooDiamoaned, 20 CKP
 * 17) Blood Lust420, 15 CKP
 * 18) Chicko Natsuko, 5 CKP
 * 19) JoeJoeTheAnimator, 1 CKP (Only for when he “helped” us against the past vandals)
 * 20) MrStealYoMeme, 1 CKP (Cried at Marley’s death but not too much)

Undetermined Amount Owners (Add their amounts if you wanna)

 * Ank57
 * Bigfootsandwich
 * 0rangist1111111111111111111111111111111111111
 * Timotainment, 65 CKP (Remains in the Undetermined)
 * Ultraman
 * King Yamos IV
 * Albert Aretz (cool yotuebr)
 * Lymnddds (Capable of creating more entities with CKP)
 * Surreal research moderator (Puts research into surrealism, thus extending the wiki)
 * 999999ssds
 * Jungleworms (A user who has not edited yet, but is being considered for CKP)
 * OatBean
 * Longtime4321 (Yams took over his account and he needs CKP to get everything fixed)
 * Adamadon13
 * ParkerJam (Battlestation’s little brother)
 * CureHoneyYukoOmori (Unknown if capable since she keeps posting anime)
 * CataclysmStriker248
 * ScareTheater (Hey, a YouTuber deserves the most out of everyone!)
 * ScaryTerry
 * Lord Aspect
 * ApertureEmployee427
 * Oat Bay
 * Mr. Chardy


 * SlimySwampGhost (cool art boi)
 * maybe even you!

People With No CKP

 * Vandalize Chester (including her alternatives)
 * ParanormalVandal
 * Virus222
 * AllMightyRde
 * Capprio
 * PhantomBoy234
 * CheeseDestructorV2 (including their alternatives)
 * KylerC123
 * Qqqqqqhhhhhmmmme
 * ORANGISGOD
 * ChaoxMan404
 * Cletus Philip Man Dude Philip Bruh
 * Orang4Life
 * Deadline666
 * CKSWAT10
 * S E R I O U S L Y A N G R Y
 * Magolor Soul666
 * TheObjectShowRandomnessOfficial
 * Surreal 404
 * RONALDTHEGOD14
 * Richerpet
 * DeLoominarty (including their alternatives)
 * Omnipotent gangster
 * Orangist260
 * TheGreatEpicFace
 * King Kong
 * CUSCROTOBLOVISCULAR EYE
 * Squiddy Pepe (including their alternatives)
 * maybe even you.