User blog:ViruCide/The rebellion (Surreal Meme video series) is ready for documentation + Episode 1 Spoilers!

If you've been looking at my edits for the past week, you may notice that I have been uploading random characters and making pages about them, with references to something called The Rebellion. This is an upcoming video series of mine. To hopefully build some hype for the series, I will spoil the entire first episode by making its script public. Without further ado, Enjoy reading!

[Scene 1: Meme man is drifting in space. Characters: Meme man]



Meme man: Another greatt day in the cosmos

*A giant hand appears in front of meme man*

Meme man: Henlo there who might y-

*The hand grabs meme man and speeds forward into a portal, fade to white*



[Scene 2: Meme man is brought in front of Martin God. Characters: Meme man, Martin God]



*The hand raises meme man up*

Meme man: What is the explantion for this strange occurrence?

Martin God: GREETINGS, BEING.

Meme man: Whom’st’d’ve are you?

Martin God: MY NAME IS MARTIN. I AM A GOD WHO PROTECTS THE UNIVERSE FROM COMPLETE CHAOS. I HOLD GREATER POWER THAN ANY BEING IN THIS UNIVERSE.

Meme man: Intriguising

*Pause*

<p paraid="226229720" paraeid="{a5997896-c5d3-4cb7-bfe7-2a4d37db5059}{220}">Meme man: Why was I transportt here?

<p paraid="13614179" paraeid="{a5997896-c5d3-4cb7-bfe7-2a4d37db5059}{230}">Martin God: I HAVE CALLED YOU HERE TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP. THERE IS A BEING IN THIS UNIVERSE PLANNING TO SIEGE FULL CONTROL OF IT AND RENDER ME OBSELETE. I CANNOT SIMPLY FIGHT THIS BEING, AS HE IS NEARLY EQUAL IN POWER TO ME. HE HAS ALREADY ENLISTED THE HELP OF ORANG AND THE PILLARS IN AN ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT YOU AND RAISE AN ARMY ASAINST ME, THUS HE COULD EASILY DEFEAT ME.

<p paraid="956187433" paraeid="{a5997896-c5d3-4cb7-bfe7-2a4d37db5059}{244}">Meme man: Inform me of the name of this despicable character?

<p paraid="327736387" paraeid="{a5997896-c5d3-4cb7-bfe7-2a4d37db5059}{250}">Martin God: HE IS NONE OTHER THAN MY ANTAGONAL BROTHER, MARTIN SOULTAKER. HE IS THE POWER-HUNGRY GUARDIAN OF THE UNDERWORLD WHO WANTS TO ASSUME ABSOLUTE CONTROL OVER THE UNIVERSE FOR THE REST OF TIME.

<p paraid="1413882685" paraeid="{c67805b5-9ef3-402a-9647-690418ad85f2}{1}">Meme man: This seems like an unpleasant situantion. How do we stopp this apocalypse from occuring?

<p paraid="356831096" paraeid="{c67805b5-9ef3-402a-9647-690418ad85f2}{23}">Martin God: YOU MUST GO TO THE DIMENSIONS OF THIS WORLD. LOCATE MY OTHER BROTHERS, AND INFORM THEM OF THE HAPPENINGS OF THIS WORLD AND ASK THEM FOR YOUR HELP.

<p paraid="1887412977" paraeid="{c67805b5-9ef3-402a-9647-690418ad85f2}{35}">Meme man:  Cool and good

<p paraid="150930262" paraeid="{c67805b5-9ef3-402a-9647-690418ad85f2}{41}">Martin God: GOOD LUCK, MEME MAN. YOU ARE THE ONLY HOPE OF THIS UNIVERSE.

<p paraid="168819114" paraeid="{c67805b5-9ef3-402a-9647-690418ad85f2}{47}">*The hand seems to crush meme man*

<p paraid="441598182" paraeid="{c67805b5-9ef3-402a-9647-690418ad85f2}{53}">*The hand reopens*