Surreal Guardians.



"Your hands, hand them over"-Surreal Guardian 1

"Give me your molecular structure"-Surreal Guardian 2

The Surreal Guardians are the main police officers of the Surreal Meme Multiverse. The Surreal Guardians come in many shapes but the two most common forms are a grey arm and a young boy. The Surreal Guardians's jobs are to confiscate your hands or your molecular structure. If you use any of these items offensively for too long, The Surreal Guardians will teleport behind you and take your items.You then have to buy new ones, and those specific item are quite expensive.