User blog:Palseicanbecutetoo/The church of Unifist-Orangism.

Welcome to the church of Unifist-Orangism. Please follow rules.



RULES

 * 1) Unifist-Orangism ONLY! This is only for the worship of orang. No hatred of meme man or love of the pillars is allowed!
 * 2) Respect I.R.O.N.I.C. You probably want to be S C R O N C H E D as much as i do.
 * 3) Report pillaristic posts to I.R.O.N.I.C staff.

Cafeterea foond
In the cafeterea, you can have foond in-between praying.

Foond includes:
 * 1) Bnana
 * 2) Sosig
 * 3) Conk (Requires conk vaccine for purchase)
 * 4) Bepis (Drincc this instead anyway. Everyone knows bepis is good for you.)
 * 5) cakk
 * 6) lasaga
 * 7) S P A G O O T

Requirys

 * Be a Unifist-Orangist (duh)
 * Read the orangist bibble
 * Respect I.R.O.N.I.C.
 * (To drincc conk) Be vaccinated against the effects of Conk.