Are you a parabola or a hyperbola?

Are you a parabola or a hyperbola?
Are you a parabola or a hyperbola? is a Surreal Meme by Kek_Kumar

Synopsis
It features Meme Man talking to Orang about the fact that he exists in multiple quadrants through the power of Cartesian Geometry, more specifically a Hyperbola, while Orang only exists in one