Talk:Pickle Meme Man/@comment-33833087-20180913194336

[Open on Orang combing his hair in the bathroom mirror. He is wearing an orange sweater vest, a yellow dress shirt, and an olive tie.] Pickle Meme Man: (offscreen, in the distance) Orang. Orang: Meme Man? [Orang stops combing, looks around, then continues combing] Pickle Meme Man: (offscreen, in the distance) Orang! Orang: Meme Man? Pickle Meme Man: (offscreen, in the distance) Greeting, Orang! Orang: Meme Man? [Morty opens a cabinet beneath the bathroom sink] Is this a diaphragm? [Orang tries to look inside his comb for a camera] Is all matter a diaphragm? [Orang nervously glances around] Pickle Meme Man: (offscreen, in the distance) Orang, the garage, Orang. Come to the garage! [Transition to Orang entering the garage. There is a pickle and a screwdriver on Meme Man's labor table] Pickle Meme Man: Orang? Orang: Meme Man? Where? Pickle Meme Man: On my labor table, Orang. Orang: Are you unseeable and you're going to expell a giant cloud of gas on me? Pickle Meme Man: Flip the alternate cucumber over. Orang: I'm afraid I feel I must refuse your kind offer, Meme Man. Pickle Meme Man: Come on, flip the alternate cucumber, Orang. You're not going R E G R E T it. The outcome is huge. [Orang hesitantly picks up the screwdriver and turns the pickle over. The pickle has Meme Man's face on it] I turned myself into an A L T E R N A T E C U C U M B E R, Orang! Orang: What? Pickle Meme Man: Orang I have turned my very being into a pickle. I am....

P I C K L E   M E M E   M A N

[Transition to an end card with many dancing memes, before the computer shuts down and a fake crash screen appears.]

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