Vitsie

Vitsie is a minor character in Surreal Memes. She first appears in Bag of Winds.

Biography
Not much is known about Vitsie, apart from her showing signs of high intelligence. Whether if this is limited to the Vitsie the Videositter VHS tapes or not, nobody knows. She is also able to scronch anyone if she uses the power of saxophone.

Introduction into memes overall
While not appearing in many surreal memes, Vitsie was first introduced in 1989 through the several educational VHS tapes she appears in. After falling into obscurity, Vitsie was bought back into the spotlight when "Grimy Ghost!" made their "YOU'RE AN EARTH PERSON" video.

Bag of Winds boycott
On 09/04/1997, John Lemon ran throught his hometown opening up his Bag of Winds in front of everyone he met. Eventually, when John Lemon opened the Bag of Winds in front of politician Camerelon (1974 - 1997), Vitsie caught up with him and used the power of saxophone to scronch him. This led to a boycott against the Bag of Winds factory, in which people who joined used their Bag of Winds against other Bags of Winds. Eventually, due to the factory running out of supplies, this continued until the Bag of Winds factory was forcefully shut down.