C O N K E

Conke (also spelled conk, stylized CoNKe) is a beverage that is very bad and should never be consumed. It is a false bepis, that requires less Monet to purchase, In order to fool beings into purchasing conke instead of real bepis.

Conke has a variety of bad effects when consumed, such as:
 * Becoming 2-dimensional
 * Temporarily losing existence
 * s c r o n c h i n g (not to be confused with scrombling)
 * catching the S I C C
 * Un-ascension
 * Initial refreshment, to fool beings (possibly)
 * the desire tO trust orang
 * Can cus bloody diaria
 * maks u mad and angery
 * drinccs for dum dum people
 * pregnanant people dont drincc it or ur son/daughta will FLATT
 * the urge to trunstt the 🅱️illars
 * become an bad boye
 * literally becoming a black hole for 5 seconds
 * spiraling into insanity for 3 days
 * pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
 * removal of time (Time-Mites use CONKE sometimes with their temporal shovels to harvest time)

Ingredients

 * Lines
 * Imitation void
 * May contain false red as they are marketed as red.
 * Windows XP
 * diarrhea
 * dead memes
 * Strongg laxative
 * that which is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is
 * mini cronch pillars
 * orang peel
 * A N T I E X I S T E N C E
 * vegetal juice
 * fake artificial ice
 * angery serum
 * warmth and badness
 * 1-dimensional dots

Trivia
Conke is not always bad, but usually is. It mostly depends on who consumes it. Most beings are to drincc Bepis instead.

Conke would actually be good, if only it had ice cuboids in it.

⚠️ 🅱️🅰️▶️❗️Do nont drincc if below nth dimensional level!