Octahedron of Transcendence

The OCTAHEDRON OF TRANSCENDANCE (also just called THE OCTAHEDRON) is the leading MacGuffin of surreal memes. It's an extremely powerful artifact that can allow most beings to TRANSCEND, among other things.

Description
THE OCTAHEDRON is a large multicolored Octahedron. Under most circumstances, it is simply a mixture of dull greens, purples, and oranges. However, when it becomes activated, it glows a bright yellow. Its power can also only be used when it is active.

Location
THE OCTAHEDRON was originally located in the ᴨbe145.21th dimension, sitting on an altar while being closely guarded by the Elephoont of Shapes.

After Orang's great betrayal, THE OCTAHEDRON was taken out of the hands of its protector, allowing all manner of villainous types to try and get their hands on it. (such as The Pillars and Orang himself). It changes hands and locations rapidly, but is currently under safekeeping in Timotainment's basement.