Talk:Ancap Picardía/@comment-35578328-20190528233833

When an air molecule that traveled through the lungs of a mortal human being from Mongolia 2 years ago drifts through the atmosphere and lands on your Private Property™, violating the NAP and triggering your highly advanced NAP-violation sensors that cover the entire perimeter of all 500000 acres of your personal Ancapistan™, so you sell all 10 million of your Syrian child slaves™ to your friendly local warlord and gain the small profit of 30000 bitcoins, which you use to purchase a wide array of McRecreational™ Thermonuclear™ Bombs™ from the McInterstellar empire of McDonalds™ and decimate the entirety of Asia, turning Mongolia into a radioactive wasteland and permanently rendering all of Earth inhabitable, which causes the profit of the great kingdom of Coca-Cola™ to decrease by 94%, which angers them and causes your existence to be instantly eliminated by their even wider array of Recreational™ Antimatter™ Bombs™, but it's okay because this retaliation was completely justified since you significantly violated the NAP and your destruction upholds the integrity of the Free™ Market™ and ensures eternal Prosperity™ for the entire 3rd dimension™.