Thread:PoseidonHeir/@comment-39290020-20190623135257

this story inspired me to make my own, although it's gonna be non-canon, it's cannon for my timeline. It's more like an evolution experiment devised by meme man. than a God-made-it-all thing. here are all the eras:

Abyss Era - only meme man from your timeline existed during this era, it was the shortest era compared to all other eras. during that time, nothing existed, except for meme man. Meme Man made the four shanpes in my timeline: The rhombicosidodecahedron of creation, Dodecahedron of Commerce, Icosahedron of transportation and octahedron of clairvoyance.

Formation Era - Since the powers of the rhombicosidodecahedron were weak, meme man only managed to make one dimension and made weird creatures named "Pixes", they were 8-bit-amoeba-like things that populated this dimension





Cube Era - long after, pixes began to evolve into  C U B E S . Some cubes later began to obtain knowledge, and later on, created their language, culture, country and many more. The cubes then built the first ever cheemse factory called "EEEEeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEee: we make cheese". Cube era was the genesis of civiliszation.

'''Near-genocide Era"' - One cube, however developed a disease called Scronchomania(Scronching addiction). He began Scronching innocent civilians one by one. The genocide eventually stopped when some cubes hid somewhere, and the psycho scronched himself, thinking he scronched everyone.

Renaissance of exisztenze Era - Meme Man saw the genocied, and decided to revive the civilization by making new beings we know today, such as carbon-based, vegetal, froont and many more lifeforms. Thinking that one dimension isn't enough, Meme man decided to make many many more dimensions, and eventually made a clone of himself and orang to take care of this timeline and made the ancients...

Era of Tyranny - this era began after the great orang revolt, that's when orang fused with other 2 orangs, gathered support from pillars. picardia faces, pillars, vegetals and other evil beings and seized all power. Orang's reing was a bloody tyranny, many scronched, tortured and separated people. The era was over when mememan from this timeline gathered all ancients from all timelines, collected all 4 shanpes and used them to crush orang's forces. In the end, The three orangs fell into each of their timelines' voids, Pillar lord from my timeline got killed, picardia faces were taught good things, and vegetals were locked up in where they came from.

Stonk Era - this era is lasting today, and it began when The video "Stonks" got published. This led to a stonk craze, which led to creating S.M.I.L.E, the famous stonks investment company in my timeline. 