Rebel Picardía

IF IT'S NOT A MEME HEAD OR PICARDIA THEN IT'S NON-SURREALEHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yes, this article is an anti-article. Ok, let's be serious.

Life
Rebel Picardia was born in the Meme Shelter, right in the middle of the Meme Wars, about the time Cowboy man joined the army. After being able to sprongle, Rebel Picardia was took away and put in an ice chamber.

When he came out of the ice chamber, Rebel Picardia was stone cold and stiffer than rock. Then he shattered and died. After being thawed out, Rebel Picardia melted lived a happy life and nearly died alongside Cowboy man in the retirement home during the Bag of Wind murders. He was later scarred, and died from not feeling so good.