Bland Reality Language

Bland Reality Language is a language in the Surreal Memes universe that is the polar opposite of Surreal Speak.

Overview
Technically, Bland Reality Language regular English, but beings such as the Dimensional Oculus call it Bland Reality Language. As it is regular English, it does not contain any of the word alterations in Surreal Speak, such as replacing "ck" with "cc". Surreal Meme characters hardly ever speak in this language, and likely only do it when communicating with 3rd dimensional life forms such as humans. The Dimensional Oculus spoke in Bland Reality Language in the ROTR 2 Announcement for "better understandment".