Surreal Speak

Surreal Speak is the complex language spoken and written in surreal memes.

Terms and Language
Surreal Speak is a dialect of the English Language. Common themes are replacing "ck" endings with "cc" simplifying words, and adding a letter "n" in between two consonants. Occasionally letters might be doubled as well. Also, some words are more scientific than regular words, for example, instead of pain/stress, it is Physical Endurance.

Common words are:


 * Succ instead of Suck
 * Drincc instead of Drink
 * Whiscc instead of Whisk
 * Vegetal instead of Vegetable
 * Orang instead of Orange
 * Henlo instead of Hello
 * Foond instead of Food
 * Sipp instead of Sip
 * Sitt instead of Sit
 * Fren/Frend/Friemd/Friemnd instead of Friend
 * Stopp/Stonp instead of Stop
 * Hmmst instead of Hmm
 * Thancc/Thankk/Than'k/Thamk instead of Thank
 * Lasaga instead of Lasagne/Lasagna
 * A N G E R Y instead of Angry
 * Said instead of Say
 * Scrampled/Scrombled instead of Scrambled
 * You'r/You're/Yo'ur/Yuor/Y'uor instead of Your
 * Fricc instead of Frick
 * Mapp instead of Map
 * Can't'nt instead of Can't
 * Bepis/Bepsu/Beppp/Bepsi/Bepes/Bepos instead of Pepsi
 * Conke instead of Coke
 * O instead of Oh (Occasionally)
 * Elephoont instead of Elephant
 * Rhoonocerus instead of rhinoceros
 * Her'es instead of Here's
 * Hecc instead of Heck
 * Waint instead of Wait
 * S P A G O O T instead of Spaghetti
 * Monet instead of Money
 * Whom/Whomst/Whomst'd/Whomst'd've instead of Who
 * RëalisZe instead of Realize
 * Ecapse instead of Escape
 * Greetongs instead of Greetings

Trivia

 * Vegetal is also the Spanish translation for Vegetable.


 * Orang also is the name of the Surreal Memes character (see the article), the short word for orangutan, and the Indonesian translation for people/person.