Kolanium

Kolanium
Kolanium is a chemical element with the symbol Ko and atomic number 84. Prior to its discovery, it was referred to as blue stone. It is extremely radioactive, and, similar to Lithium and Sodium, it reacts to everything, unlike Noble gases. Simply touching it will burn you. It’s so incredibly dangerous, in fact, that only highly-trained and professional chemists are even allowed to look at it.

Colour
The reason as for the strange blue hue in Kolanium is a mystery, and people are still attempting to wrap their heads around the idea. Keep in mind that this hue does not naturally occur in Alkali metals, though this statement can be proven false by another Alkali metal known as Juulone.

Bulk kolanium
Nobody has ever viewed bulk kolanium. Though, because of the other elements, it is highly assumed that it would appear as a highly reactive and unstable metal. The only reason some people know that it is blue is because of its liquid form.

Meme Man
Kolanium was first discovered when an entity known as Meme Man came across it whilst traveling through realms. Because of its strange colour, Meme Man was smart enough to know to back off. However, he still had some Enlightenment inside of him, so he was able to teleport himself along with the clump of Kolanium to the inside of Surreal Labs, Inc.

Elephoont of the Shanpes
Another entity, known as the Elephoont of the Shanpes was also another lucky one that came across Kolanium. Eye witnesses said that he took the liquid form (again, without touching it) and disappeared. It is currently unknown what his intentions were with that Kolanium.

Francium
For some peculiar reason, Kolanium has the exact electron configuration, Van ded Waals radius, atomic mass, and melting point as Francium. It has been speculated that is a variant of Fracium, but that is highly unlikely in this case.

Alkali metals
It is a part of the Alkali metals group on the Periodic table of elements, which means that it is already somewhat affiliated with it.

General

 * Symbol: Ko


 * Atomic number: 84


 * Electron configuration: [Rn] 7s1


 * Van der Waals radius: 348 pm


 * Atomic mass: 223 u


 * Melting point: 80.6°F (27°C)

Trivia

 * Not a real element.
 * Has an unnaturally occurring blue hue.
 * One of the most dangerous elements in the Surreal multiverse.