Cowboy man

'''Cowboy man is an anti-hero in Capprio's timeline. He is made to scronch any admin who calls this page non-surreal (LOOKING AT YOU GAMMA)'''

Life, Death, Ressuruction, Death, and Ressuruction again.
In 1865, Cowboy Man was built as a supreme weapon in the Civil War. Being such ab elite weapon, Cowboy Man was made a sherrif. After 1880 passed, a horrible tragedy happened. A giant wagon dropped onto Albama, and everyone died  Cowboy man took all of the pressure.

Eventually, in 1910, Cowboy Man was ressuructed with the power of MILUK and he could roam Albama once more. This time, Cowboy Man joined the air force so he could fight for his country in the Meme Wars. During the war, Cowboy Man was shot down by John Lemon. He survived the crash, and colonized an iceberg (which happened to be the one which destroyed the Titanic) until the wars flew over.

It turned out that Cowboy Man had died from hypothermia. However, he was found in 1990 and thawed out. Cowboy Man now lives a quite life in the Memetown Retirement Center. He also nearly got killed by John Lemon during the Bag of Winds Murders. After getting away, he later joined Vitsie in the Bag of Winds Factory boycott.