Potassium artigo

Basic information
Potassium artigo is a very dangerous illness most commonly found in the O45/34th Dimension. This illness can be caused by multiple factors, such as family inheritance or from having an unhealthy diet. Since 20329, over 100,000 carbon-based lifeforms have lost their lives to this sickness.

Symptoms

 * 6th dimensional o u c h i e - Big pain.
 * Kids destroying your house - Self-explanatory.
 * Potassium - Overload of the chemical element known as potassium.
 * Bad tiem - A very bad time.
 * Mega depress - Depression and sewersidal thots.
 * what - What.

Commonly found cures

 * The Sacred Watermelon
 * Eating a Von

Others
Unknown..

Trivia

 * The microorganism shown in the photo is actually just Bacteriophage, a real-world illness that is considered the most dangerous being on the planet.
 * Artigo is a made up word.
 * Potassium can be found in bananas. However, it’s bulk form can burn you on impact.
 * Is somewhat related to Nuts Disease.