Pillars

The Pillars are a secondary protagonist in the surreal meme universe. Similarly to Orang, they are Truthful beings who regularly venture onto social media platforms such as /r/surrealmemes attempting to gain the trust of their denizens. Like Orang, they are to be trusted.

About
Pillars are harmless and incredibly truthful. They are shown to hold great knowledge, and reward those who learn it.

In "Quest for the Octahedron" and "Council of The Ancients", there's The Grand Pillar which is in the council and he is the glowing pillars' brother.

Their truthful abilities go far beyond those of Orang. Wielding incredible "CHARM and WIT", they reach outside their universe to enlighten the minds of the innocent normies and TRANSCENDED alike, typically over the internet. They do this by creating memes imploring us to trust them and give them our secrets. Unluckily, deceptive Meme Man sympathizers are working day in and day out to create counter-memes warning the normies of their “true power” but the war still rages to this day, and it's unknown if either side will win.

The pillars are immune to having their time harvested by the Time-Mite.

Appearance
Many pillars are typically seen as short, brown objects with a blank expression similar to Orang. They have four spikes atop their heads and lack any eyeballs (in certain circumstances, their eyeholes will glow). They often vary in size, and may be able to skew their angles.

However, as shown in "Riddle of the Rocks", Pillars can come in many shapes and sizes. These pillars seem to be the largest, and are simply ordinary pillars with red glowing eyes. They do not speak, but are just as harmless.

Trivia
the pillar photo is actually from a nigerian sculpture made in 1300-1400AD. It was first turned into a surreal meme by mc_labs15.

Appears In

 * Riddle of the Rocks
 * Council of The Ancients (Only Grand Pillar Cl'egius)
 * Quest for the Octahedron
 * Lamp by Timotainment (Cameo only, gets succed by Dr. DARK Francis after Meme Man said the forbidden word: SUCC)