The Carbon-Based Lifeform's Recipe Handbook

The Carbon-Based Life-Form's Recipe Handbook is a book full of recipes for conjugating various consumable objects. The book is in Cube Language and can only be found in a few dimensions. We've provided a translated version for your convenience.

The rest of the recipes either haven't been translated from Cube Language yet, are actually just time mites hoping to steal unsuspecting readers' time, or simply don't exist.

When we finish getting the Carbon-Based Life-Form's Recipe Handbook into a comprehensible state, our team will head to various places to do a thing. We don't know what this thing is.