The Bonekeeper

The Bonekeeper is a mysterious 2-dimensional entity that seems to wander the multiverse without any sense of direction. Whenever he finds a corpse, he exclaims "B O N E S" if it has decayed to the skeletal phase and teleports it too an unknown location. Not much else is known about him, apart from what can be gathered from the following note he leaves every 10^100 corpses retrieved, which is written with non-surreal spelling:

There is naught but bones.

''It was a strange day indeed when I found the garb I hide my own beneath. An odd angry looking corpse grasping a crown stuffed into other crowns. Through this multiverse I have seen any a creature live and die all the same. When I see their dreaded remains, it is all I can do to help from exclaiming "B O N E S." I take them away to where they may rest in peace, and discard their carcasses appropriately.''

There is naught but bones.