User blog:S A N T A C L A W S/My Promises for President

If I win the election in April and I become the president, I have many promises that I will fulfill no matter what happens.

Security/Vandals
I will increase security in the wiki even more, making both vandals an wars a thing of the past. I'll finally bring what we've been waiting for months in the wiki: peace. If you want to know how that's possible, I will manage it by giving more strength to the SWDF and adding quick security protocols if a vandal attacks. I'll make sure even users like SquiddyPepe don't destroy anything.

Pages
I'll get rid of other problems as well. I will give an absolutely MASSIVE upgrade to all old surreal pages, making them look nicer and adding a ton of information. I'll move all the non-surreal pages to the surreal memes non-canon wiki (which will be revived). Page spam and non-surreal pages will finally be no more. And for non-canon pages, as many of them will be put in memes as possible so we don't have to worry about non-canon pages anymore and we have even more surreal memes.

Other Things
Even with the establishment of the democracy a few months ago, many normal wiki users still don't have much of a choice over anything. Although I will keep order and peace in the wiki, I will make it more free for normal users. I'll make sure more polls are created for more things so more people can decide on what happens in the wiki.

I will help programs that teach new users how to create surreal memes that are truly surreal. To stop admin and bureaucrat corruption, I will create a test that stops corrupt users from getting these ranks (no more JoeJoeTheAnimator shenanigans).

I will help report JoeJoeTheAnimator and get him to give up doing all the things he's doing now, and I'll work out peace and good relations with other wikis, especially miraheze.

If you vote for me, the wiki will finally get what it needs and deserves. We will finally get what we've been fighting for all the time that this wiki has existed. We will finally get the wiki we all need and deserve.